September 19, 2005
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Ton Ton Ta Ta…
Well the secret’s out. Mystery Date had been a mystery date not for any reasons of her own, like I said at first, (oh my god, I lied) but because we have been involved in what I like to call:
“The Office Affair”
Yes, we work together, but now, through many picaroon adventures, most worthy of bad sketch comedy, we have been found out and there is no longer a need to keep her behind a question mark.
Come Out, young lady.
No, don’t be shy.
Yes, there she is, the beautiful lady once known as Mystery Date, Jenna-Marie Warnecke.
Welcome to Shut The Fuck Up Donny, sans ?????
