July 30, 2005

  • Changing It Up…

    Well, our dear beloved guild, the Association of Independent Commercial Editors, or AICE to you, has a yearly contest for card carrying assistant editors.

    They give you six films, with their genres, and you must cut a new preview, trailer, whatever, for the movie, but, here’s the kicker, it must now be a new genre. So, Red River as a thriller. Or West Side Story as a western. The Shining as a documentary… you get the picture.

    I did Titanic, as a… well why don’t you just look for yourself:

    (Oh, but a few caveats first: this is the first rough cut, it has been smoothed out a bunch since, I just ran out of time to post the new one. And second, you must try to watch it on a computer with good speakers, or at least speakers that can hit the low end of the spectrum. There is some key audio that hits the bass area.)

    Okay, here you go Hit That Ship

    And now, instructions on how to become really gay: Roll up your shorts as far up as they go.

    Strike the most effeminate pose you can do.

    Hit the low angle shot for the winner.

    And in sadder news for you, exciting news for me, I’m fucking off, bitches!

    Yes, after not taking a vacation last summer, I finagled a full two consecutive weeks to go to Europe. France, Italy, Prague, Amsterdam… oh jesus, its going to be krunk. Taking good old baum, gatti, John mclane the third…

    I am excited. And I am totally taking the camera, and even bought two new full 1 Gigabyte cards so as to not run out of space, but I doubt I will post much from the continent. Maybe some text here or there. But rest assured, when I return, there will be adventures to tell, oh yes, adventures of the likes you have not seen on this boring thing. So wish me luck, dickholes!

    Im out.