June 24, 2005

  • Big Company Loop Holes…

    I love Coke. Coca-Cola that is. I really do. I don’t drink coffee, but I drink two three cokes a day.

    A week ago, I won a free coke in one of my caps. I tried to redeem it at two different places only to get totally denied.

    Then, a bit later, I bought a cherry coke at a pizza shop. Mystery Date spotted the date, a month overdo, and suddenly the coke tasted funny.

    Upon further examination, I found a call in number. I had had enough, it was time to make a stand. I called in, and Jennifer on the other end was incredibly distraught, took my information and with a great apology, informed me a six pack coupon was on the way.

    Cut to the end of that week, and my winning bottle cap gets rebuffed yet another time, and well, what can I say, time to give Hot-lanta another call, where Janene reasurred me that more coupons where to come my way.

    Oh yeah, bitches. Everybody loves a bite of the free lunch.

    Just like everyone likes a nice sky.