December 9, 2004

• Questions of Money…

  Am I a whore? Are you? I suckle on the teat of a company. Giving them my days, sometimes nights, my weekends. Am i not just selling myself?

  This line of thiking lead me to the

  WHAT DO YOU COST LIST

  How much would somebody have to pay you to…

  Steal a breadstick from an out door restaurant table with people casually dining?

  Kiss someone?

  Kiss someone who was really ugly?

  Shoot your own pinky off?

  Give a lap dance?

  Punch some random person?

  Run naked in public?

  Taste your own piss?

  Give up a liver?

  Shave your head?

  Take naked pictures and publish them?

  Have sex with someone random?

  Have sex with your cousin?

  Have sex with a dead person?

  Have sex with an animal?

  Shit your pants?

  Pee on someone?

  Pee on someone you love?

  Work for someone that conflicts with your ethics?

  Never talk to your family again?

  Move to Europe?

  Move to Asia?

  Move to Africa?

  Move to the Middle East?

  Adopt the child of someone you hate and raise them as your own?

  Marry someone?

  Marry someone ugly and stupid?

  Ugly and Smart?

  Beautiful and Smart?

  Beautiful and Smart, but a total ass hole?

  Marry someone who does not speak your language?

  Go to war?

  Eat nothing but Mcdonalds for a month?

  I could keep going... Worry not, i probably will from time to time... And someday i will fill in all my whore numbers...

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