November 15, 2004

  • Subject matters…

    I have been meaning to do this for a while. I had a four year kick where I loved to write lewd subject lines. So now I have compiled most of them (theres about two years on an ibm computer that im still trying to get to) here in chronological order, whith actual typos attached. I go through themes, and if I repeat similar ones back to back, know that they went to different people. And yes, these are all real subjects that someone recieved. Enjoy!

    pornographic buffaloes in heat. Re: n. y. dick. vagina licking good. whore-ow-itz. hey dick sucker. Pus EE. pencil earaser nipples. 64 ways to kick ass. my cock is lonely. pussy licking good. chicks who dig cunnulingus. sacking the pig. my pubic hair will always be shorter than my hair. sophocles blows goats. naked in the snow. touched byan angel. laugh dicking midgets. swallowing yuppies. Bitchin Areonautics. life and sex offenders. yeah, i be talkin bout yo sistah. bars in mars have ugly chix. big package. reggae love. horny sex fiend addict. zen touching zit. dumbfucking an open giraffe from behind. ha ha, i dont use birthcontrol. dripping wet clams. horny frolicking oriental rugs. sanctimounios hyperbolies. luscious sanctimonious titties. aching open chestnuts. jesuit nuns in heat. clapridden horny nuns. puerto rican virgins in heat. devils with hot vagias. horny jesuit nuns who give bad felatio. sexy ants in swimsuits. mistaken truths inside a vulva. urgent news on concupiscent housing. Necrophilic in repose. vulvas on smack. sex deprivation makes my forearm bigger. mountain sized cutips up my Johnson. Digwads. Fuckers to Victory!. Japanica fills me up so much is sexual. destruction of frosh meat. women waxing wantonly. home and horny. escapade to house of debauchery. all im doing is my hand. horny nuns without dildos. dancing bears with boners. concupicsent nuns without vibrators. whaever you do take care of your balls. pete salsbury's schlong aint long. necrophilia is all right, right?. doggie style. if icant stop, when will i come?. fat milk cows with large udders. coming back, not coming in the back. gizzing giraffes. labia and other pink parts. sloppy wet vaginal stringers. upenn up the ass cavity. noreaster in the bunghole. bungholes in my bunghole. dicks like holes. teletubbies in red hot heat. furry spanish beaver. if god has a vagina, how wet is it?. insertable openings. inopportune moments of vulgar touching. product hungry vagina fillers. could i be up an erogenous zone?. virginal organs in a dark room together. ramsey in the city (not sex). sensually charged knobs spurting wisdom. the loss of sexual body parts. un fair back hitting. hitting the back door surprise. sexy hidden dangers in a condensed personal historic epoch epic. three extra breasts in a fountain. you left your dick in chicago?. are you or are you not horny for virgin nuns?. and a very sexy kwanzaa to you. sex sweedish style ww/ a side of thai. Nuns with bloody vaginal leakage. nuns w/ estatic sensual smiles not thinking anything sexual at all. Spurting titles. why did the sexy subject cross the road?. scared of ASSinine subjects?. is god's vagina omnipotently wet?. paraqueets playing w/ their pink parts. indian choke hold on your titties. How horny was moses really. Cock-a-do-did-you. salacious salamanders ovulating. succulent ass cheeks. tasty, like pink parts. Holistic sexual tendencies. hollow hollows. Open. Poker? I hardly know her. insertion for the masses. girl with pearl necklace (yeah that kind). prick the ring hole. suc-u-lent. in like flynn having sex. untouchable bulging blue blocks. Use me for my hardware. you are coming. tally whacker. monday w/ happy ending. penetration times. Will you starsky my hutch?. Salacious twins on a bicycle. lewd acts of kindness. (hitting) back(s) from the best cyde. {insert sexual subject here}. euretha: commin out of narrow places. a-part-ment-tofuck. come on hussies. he comes too soon but never finishes. Your testies.

    There. I feel better.