October 26, 2004

  • one crazy week...

    i live, therefore i am... not going down with a celibate october. that's right, and the rules of propriety force me to keep the juicy details to myself, so take that, blog fans, no scoop for you. but, in other parts of the week funny things occured which can be typed out and electronically exhumed with publishing light:

    i had a crazy night on the town in the Soho House. (how posh).
    i masturbated with the lights on.
    i saw my good friend Paden from high school, which leads to

    GREAT MEDICAL STORIES FROM THE WORLD BEYOND
    i mean, you think you know the dilly of what the human body can do, but you have no idea. How bout a testicle the size of coconut, just waiting for you to shine a flashlight through it so you know it is either water or something worse. or having to stick your finger up an old, drunk vet's ass while he rolls over jamming your arm so you can't escape his nether hole. Boy am i glad i am a lowly editor cum blogger.

    i also saw the ex, kerry, which was fun. she looks well but reads too much.
    and can i hear an amen for the sox, kicking some unprecedented ass to reach a world series they might actually win. i mean please!